this robot had read its kama sutra

fuck

okay bed

Anonymous asked: Have you seen that EDI cosplayer around tumblr in the latex suit and do you or do you not think she is extremely attractive? :)

YES I HAVE SEEN IT and holy shit I thought it was an actual digital model of her i almost couldn’t fucking believe it was cosplay

also yes she is absolutely GORGEOUS let me just

bask

in her radience

golly

Anonymous asked: if you were a dude for 24 hours what would you do

play zelda, eat grilled cheese, and wig out over dumb things, same as always probably

once midnight rolls around i really will have to go to bed but until then please hit me up w tmi tuesday questions

nope-hat:

Last attempt: Selling this Sonny Replica for $65. Paypal only. 5000 made. Put a battery in, and motion sensory will light up his brain. 

Email: m.brisa@gmail.com for questions or interest, or reblog it an shit.

i want to play some more zelda but i’m already pushing it as far as getting enough sleep to not be a zombie at work tmr goes

copperhamster asked: Just do the ☯☄ for the whole Sailor Senshi team. And Mask. ;)

Venus:

Also with the old-fashioned Naval uniform (the case for all of them, really). His insignia is a stylized shell, representing Venus’ birth from the sea. Learned how to surf overseas and also skateboards. Listens to a lot of American pop.

Mars:

Insignia is a stylized shield. Has to yell at his grandpa not to hit on girls who visit the temple, and gets yelled at in return for attracting all of said girls’ attention. Dresses sharply but simply.

Jupiter:

Insignia is a stylized lightning bolt. Has a reputation for being a thug just like Makoto does, but also shares her talent for cooking, and likes to sew. Has one ear pierced, which gets him in trouble w the school dress code sometimes. Is over six feet tall.

Moon:

Outfit resembles a Commodore’s uniform. Has a pair of hair antennae that are the subject of teasing rather than the odango pigtails. Is rather short for a guy.

Mask:

Still dresses in the same outfit when transformed, but the roses she throws are white instead of red. Tall for a girl, she’s the same height as Usagi. Wears her hair in a pixie cut and knows how to fence.

pandasize:

darthempress:

Leo gets hugs! (and he touches the butt~)

I don’t care what anyone says; I adore Renet and her flightiness!  She is totally a good time and you know it!  Plus, she’s like the only one to actually give Leo hugs!  It’s so enjoyable watching Leo’s reactions to her EXTREME HUG ATTACK~!

And then he slings her over his shoulder, all business-like because he’s Mr. Serious-and-Responsible, but look where his hand is…oh my goodness, you sneaky bastard!

At least Renet didn’t smoosh his head against her massive breasts like in the comic…

Renet had the most boob-tacular outfits in the Mirage comic series. She’s 50% boobs, 40% legs, and 10% timestress.

spoiler warning i adore Renet w all my heart

Anonymous asked: Bruce Wayne ☯

She values practicality, so her suit does not show off her “assets” the way comic book lady outfits tend to. Due to this, there is raging debate in Gotham whether the costumed vigilante should be referred to as “Batman” or “The Night Lady”

duamuteffe:

You know the drill!

zooophagous:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

beartier:

My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.

what the f*CK DID YOU DO WOMAN

but

HOW

It looks like your grandma is trying to get Jurassic park’s electrical system back online

(via rubitrightintomyeyes)

Anonymous asked: Sailor Shakespeare ☯ ☠ ☻

Genderbent headcanon

wears the stereotypical Shakespeare outfit with the puffy pants and huge ruff

Drinking/drunk headcanon

A giddy drunk. Will speak in nothing but rhymes for the express purpose of annoying other people.

Mood headcanon

Prone to extremes of moods. When she’s happy, she’s very happy, and she cracks a lot of crude jokes and puns. When she’s upset, it’s downright tragic.

glitchdefacto asked: ☯ Quill 8U

Genderbent headcanon

Keeps her hair in long dreadlocks pulled into a high tail. Where Quill is light brown, F!Quill is light grey. She wears a small pouch of stones on either side of her belt to make her slightly heavier and thus improve her stability and reduce how much the wind buffets her around over long flights.