it's my round killing thing i use it to fight evil
i lEFT A ROTTEN APPLE ON THE GROUND BC MY POCKETS WERE FULL AND I CAME BACK AND IT WAS SWARMED WITH ANTS IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIFYING
I like to think Seneca was visited that evening by the ghosts of Saturnalia Past, Present, and Future. And he told them to fuck off.
goin to centralia for my birthday next weekend
Thank you, tumblr user juicyblackbooty, for following me. I appreciate it. I have always wanted juicyblackbooties to follow me.
I am laughing so hard at the 18th epistle. It begins:
The month is December, while the city sweats terribly. Permission for luxury is given to...
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
Does ‘biennial’ mean ‘twice a year’ or ‘every second year’?
Why does my phone think the most logical word to follow ‘biennial’ is ‘Godzilla’? I’m...