this robot had read its kama sutra

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Notes Lacey A la Carte vol. 2

I have no idea how many of these I’ll end up doing.

But yeah, have a few more tidbits and doodads from my collection.
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#lacey writes #a la carte #bite sized fic bits #original writing #the turtle is named after whichever of the tmnt is your favorite

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I didn’t know that 75% of Mass Effect missions involve the Mako, so it turns out 75% of my playtime is me either shouting “MASSIVE AIR”, cackling...

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That one show/movie/book/whatever.

You know it’s stupid.

But you love it so much.

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I realize that I basically likened Jack’s hypothetical thrusting to basically being a vibrator

But a small one

So I don’t know if that’s...

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aircommanderp:

That feeling when you make other people ship the things you ship

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people keep photoshopping xemnas’s head onto obama

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omfg i thought a bird got into the house somehow and i tried to find where it was but no

its my mothers snoring

shes whistling in her fucking...

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okay cat

thank you for killing that mouse

now please take it off my lap

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chantillyxlacey asked you:

⋆ Jack. Since you said something smarty pants :U

The joke here is that THERE IS NO SEX. For multiple...

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chantillyxlacey asked: ☾, ☼, ☯, ♤ Mason!

☾- Like a fucking log. Sprawled out and everything. He’s too thin to take up a whole bed on his own, but he manages anyways by having his limbs...

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