this robot had read its kama sutra
I didn’t know that 75% of Mass Effect missions involve the Mako, so it turns out 75% of my playtime is me either shouting “MASSIVE AIR”, cackling...
That one show/movie/book/whatever.
You know it’s stupid.
But you love it so much.
I realize that I basically likened Jack’s hypothetical thrusting to basically being a vibrator
But a small one
So I don’t know if that’s...
That feeling when you make other people ship the things you ship
people keep photoshopping xemnas’s head onto obama
omfg i thought a bird got into the house somehow and i tried to find where it was but no
its my mothers snoring
shes whistling in her fucking...
thank you for killing that mouse
now please take it off my lap
chantillyxlacey asked you:
⋆ Jack. Since you said something smarty pants :U
The joke here is that THERE IS NO SEX. For multiple...
☾- Like a fucking log. Sprawled out and everything. He’s too thin to take up a whole bed on his own, but he manages anyways by having his limbs...