SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Imprinting is super cool, and a neat mix of psychology and biology.
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These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.
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Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage.
God damn motherduckers
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*big ol hug*
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Look at this goddamn hipster
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sLOW DOWN THERE SATAN
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