Carlos getting accidentally poked in the eye with a boner in college and henceforth refusing to preform oral...
FNAF sure is a video game where you stand around in the dark waiting for things to jump out and scream at you.
I dreamt one of my mewtwos had babies and she was nuzzling and licking her tiny little mewtwos and they were not happy about bath time
i’d totally become a nothlit if it meant i could be a smilodon or thylacine, how rad would that be
or hell, eurasian lion would be p sweet, i wanna...
The first time I remember my dreams in nearly a YEAR and I dream about the fucking MICHAEL BAY NINJA TURTLES.