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Soft Cuddy Critters by Brigette Zacharczenko
Screw teddy bears and big plush hearts, Brigette aka WeirdBugLady makes plush huggable water bears, flatworms, and other things that might either eat you or go inside you and then start eating you. Her shop is currently closes until June 1st, but check her etsy page below after that date to get your own soft cephalopod.
Artist: DeviantArt / etsy / Flickr
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH <333
THE SCORPION WITH BABIES I AM AKSJNALSBJNLKABHSJLAHBS I NEED IT ALSO AN ACKLAY AND A NAUTILUS AND A FLAMBOYANT CUTTLEFISH OH MY GOD LKNSJLKAJNBLKJSBNA
Oh my, I need that crab spider in my life.
fsfafafasfg omg
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Feel the sea monster. Be the sea monster. Actually the octopus is a very intelligent creature, and can do cool things like open twist-top bottles to get food out. Oh and three fifths of the neurons (the electrical pulses that make brains work) are in their arms. …Be the sea monster. (via Tentacular Leggings (Made to Order) | Black Milk Clothing)
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I can totally see a teacher asking a student why they’re carrying around a lobster and then that awkward silence after hearing, “It’s not a lobster. It’s my phone”
imagine calling someone and holding your phone to your ear. Everyone just sees some crazy kid putting a lobster against his head.
i now want to buy an iphone for the sole reason of being able to use this
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I WANT TO EAT PLANETS.
#do you have any idea the faces I would make while eating those planets #I AM PEN DESTROYER OF SYSTEMS AND DEVOURER OF PLANETS
Helloooo Valentine’s present.
omgOGMOGMOGMGO YES PLEASE
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three yards of space fabric, fifteen feet of ruffles, three spools of metallic thread (gold and silver for the edges of the ruffles!) and eight hours later, i have this. i designed it special for a friend!
… seriously the metallic edges of the ruffles are the best part.
Ooooooh pretty~ *_*
Holy fuckballs! I would dress the boyfriend up in one of these, sit him in a wingback chair, hand him a cup of tea, and tell him he was pretty…for eight hours straight.
Fantastic hybrids of menswear and corsetry by Sylvain Nuffer.
oh, will…
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the best time for silly walks is all the time
Can I have this clock. Can I just have it.
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thats a dope ass tree houseee cabin thing
W A N T
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I SHOULD BUST OUT MY KILT AND THROW A TREE AROUND
It’s a good day when you manage to get Hi-C fruit punch, a toasted sandwich, and little kids say ‘hi’ to you on your way home
I was up around 7AM and got to greet Sprech at 7:30 with “Hey, loser”
I got to Virmire and kept...
The octopus is a natural escape artist. It can squeeze its soft body into impossibly tight spaces and often...
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I...
Awww, Anon, that’s so sweet of you! ^_^ I’m just doing my best the same as anyone else.
I’m so hungry
Today I’m going to eat instead of not eating
Also today I’m going to get something done instead of not getting something done
I didn’t know that 75% of Mass Effect missions involve the Mako, so it turns out 75% of my playtime is me either shouting “MASSIVE AIR”, cackling...
That one show/movie/book/whatever.
You know it’s stupid.
But you love it so much.