this robot had read its kama sutra

nevertoomanyspiders:

mrpunchinello:

starborn-vagabond:

chilopodacrudus:

ianbrooks:

Soft Cuddy Critters by Brigette Zacharczenko

Screw teddy bears and big plush hearts, Brigette aka WeirdBugLady makes plush huggable water bears, flatworms, and other things that might either eat you or go inside you and then start eating you. Her shop is currently closes until June 1st, but check her etsy page below after that date to get your own soft cephalopod.

Artist: DeviantArt / etsy / Flickr

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH <333

THE SCORPION WITH BABIES I AM AKSJNALSBJNLKABHSJLAHBS I NEED IT ALSO AN ACKLAY AND A NAUTILUS AND A FLAMBOYANT CUTTLEFISH OH MY GOD LKNSJLKAJNBLKJSBNA

Oh my, I need that crab spider in my life.

fsfafafasfg omg

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neurotic-barista asked: Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy robot dick

where!

redwolf:

Feel the sea monster. Be the sea monster. Actually the octopus is a very intelligent creature, and can do cool things like open twist-top bottles to get food out. Oh and three fifths of the neurons (the electrical pulses that make brains work) are in their arms. …Be the sea monster. (via Tentacular Leggings (Made to Order) | Black Milk Clothing)

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patrollin4bolin:

double-0-honeybadger:

doublewhorls:

Lobster Mobile Phone Case

I can totally see a teacher asking a student why they’re carrying around a lobster and then that awkward silence after hearing, “It’s not a lobster. It’s my phone”

imagine calling someone and holding your phone to your ear. Everyone just sees some crazy kid putting a lobster against his head.

i now want to buy an iphone for the sole reason of being able to use this

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vriskasbby:

steampoweredkari:

zazazael:

ruineshumaines:

Chocolate meteorite series & Chocolate Planets series

I WANT TO EAT PLANETS. 

#do you have any idea the faces I would make while eating those planets #I AM PEN DESTROYER OF SYSTEMS AND DEVOURER OF PLANETS

Helloooo Valentine’s present.

omgOGMOGMOGMGO YES PLEASE

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ollieramblings:

batfeathers:

three yards of space fabric, fifteen feet of ruffles, three spools of metallic thread (gold and silver for the edges of the ruffles!) and eight hours later, i have this. i designed it special for a friend!

… seriously the metallic edges of the ruffles are the best part.

Ooooooh pretty~ *_*

ilovecephalopods:

exaggeratedspecificity:

Thanks @Creepferatu!

oh

my

god

this is GORGEOUS

oh my god

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heatherbat:

liriope:

Holy fuckballs! I would dress the boyfriend up in one of these, sit him in a wingback chair, hand him a cup of tea, and tell him he was pretty…for eight hours straight.

ambidexterous:

Fantastic hybrids of menswear and corsetry by Sylvain Nuffer.

oh, will…

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daniwut:

nevertoomanyspiders:

the best time for silly walks is all the time

Can I have this clock. Can I just have it.

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awkwardtechnophile:

tialex3o:

thats a dope ass tree houseee cabin thing

W A N T

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