(Source: glamorousqueef, via critterchan)

Install SBURB and get the FUCK outta there
bad puns are literally the only thing in the world that will always make me laugh
even if i’m angry as fuck or sad as fuck if you tell me a bad joke with puns involved i will always laugh
(via kawaiiyomo)
Tiny snakes are wonderful, and do cheer me up.
Asked for a turian centerfold. Got this from scraftynoodle: ...
ok so name change advertising is going through and its gonna cost me $84.40 for that and i gotta pay cash
lien search is done so that’s another $50...
siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
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I can think of worse things to now be forever associated with.
i will seduce you all with my siren song
it goes something like “WHAT A BUNCH OF CUTIEEEESSS WOW WHY DON’T YOU KEEEEEEESSSS”
note to self, draw more fanart for ironychan’s comic :D
(it’s p great y’all should read it! SHE INVENTED SEVERAL LANGUAGES FOR IT WTF MAN YOU...
Kick ass redheads?
Oh, you’re talking about Lady Eleanor, aren’t you?