this robot had read its kama sutra

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bijouisawesome:

Cam You Feel the Love Tonight? (Music Box)

#lion king #Disney #musicbox

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I...

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Anonymous asked: You are all around one of the nicest human beings I have ever come across and I admire you a lot

Awww, Anon, that’s so sweet of you! ^_^ I’m just doing my best the same as anyone else.

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I’m so hungry

Today I’m going to eat instead of not eating

Also today I’m going to get something done instead of not getting something done

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I didn’t know that 75% of Mass Effect missions involve the Mako, so it turns out 75% of my playtime is me either shouting “MASSIVE AIR”, cackling...

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That one show/movie/book/whatever.

You know it’s stupid.

But you love it so much.

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I realize that I basically likened Jack’s hypothetical thrusting to basically being a vibrator

But a small one

So I don’t know if that’s...

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aircommanderp:

That feeling when you make other people ship the things you ship

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people keep photoshopping xemnas’s head onto obama

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omfg i thought a bird got into the house somehow and i tried to find where it was but no

its my mothers snoring

shes whistling in her fucking...

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