this robot had read its kama sutra
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I...
Awww, Anon, that’s so sweet of you! ^_^ I’m just doing my best the same as anyone else.
I’m so hungry
Today I’m going to eat instead of not eating
Also today I’m going to get something done instead of not getting something done
I didn’t know that 75% of Mass Effect missions involve the Mako, so it turns out 75% of my playtime is me either shouting “MASSIVE AIR”, cackling...
That one show/movie/book/whatever.
You know it’s stupid.
But you love it so much.
I realize that I basically likened Jack’s hypothetical thrusting to basically being a vibrator
But a small one
So I don’t know if that’s...
That feeling when you make other people ship the things you ship
people keep photoshopping xemnas’s head onto obama
omfg i thought a bird got into the house somehow and i tried to find where it was but no
its my mothers snoring
shes whistling in her fucking...